1) do not tell your trainer that you can’t breath from your diaphram because you are too busy sucking in your abs and showing off your workout success, attributed to her of course. She will quietly work your abs for several days in a row so you have no choice but to let that muffin top go and breath from your diaphram. Correctly. Because it hurts too much to do otherwise and you certainly can’t laugh about it because THAT hurts TOO!
2) A 14.5 ft kayak looks a lot shorter in the catalog.
Hey Dad? Remember that really cool plant hanging pulley and cleat system you built when we were kids? The one that suspended the plants mid-air over the breakfast table? Guess what … we need a one for the garage !